Happy Thanksgiving from All of Us!
Here are a few Thanksgiving quotes to brighten your day!
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with
Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Thanks to Simran Khurana and impNERD for providing these quotations.